Friday, February 26, 2010
♥ rules of life.
oh hey, nice to see you here this evening.
today was nice. yes, nice. very generic. anyways, i went to cocoa beach, i had to help my mom with something at the air force base but it was also a chance for me to get out of orlando and clear my mind. i grew up in cocoa beach so there is also a sense of calmness i feel when i go back. i feel like i'm 5 again.
when i got home brandon and i discussed what we thought were important rules to life. let me share my ever growing knowledge with you.
1. sleeping comando is great, everyone should do it time to time. but also remember when you get dressed the next morning to put on underwear. we've all done it. going comando during the day isn't as wonderful.
2. when kissing someone for the first time, try not to think about the last time they brushed their teeth. it WILL ruin the moment.
3. sometimes its wiser to keep your thoughts to yourself.
4. always keep your favorite pants in a place that you can depend on. like a drawer or in the closet. don't leave them in random place because someone will take them. and you will be pantless.
5. no matter how much someone pays you, don't eat dog food. you will get the shits and it won't be pleasant. nor will the money be worth it.
6. talk to god. all the time, he's the one person that will always listen.
7. if you want something, get it. don't let anything ever hold you back.
8. try to do something out of your element and try it frequently.
9. ladies, don't be embarrassed to get greasy food in front of guys. screw the whole "being a lady" thing. salads are for sissys. real women eat the greasiest cheeseburger and fries. but remember after a meal like that, work out even harder. and don't eat it ALL the time. being a princess isn't cute.
10. always keep the pubs under control. no one likes bush. trust us.
today was nice. yes, nice. very generic. anyways, i went to cocoa beach, i had to help my mom with something at the air force base but it was also a chance for me to get out of orlando and clear my mind. i grew up in cocoa beach so there is also a sense of calmness i feel when i go back. i feel like i'm 5 again.
when i got home brandon and i discussed what we thought were important rules to life. let me share my ever growing knowledge with you.
1. sleeping comando is great, everyone should do it time to time. but also remember when you get dressed the next morning to put on underwear. we've all done it. going comando during the day isn't as wonderful.
2. when kissing someone for the first time, try not to think about the last time they brushed their teeth. it WILL ruin the moment.
3. sometimes its wiser to keep your thoughts to yourself.
4. always keep your favorite pants in a place that you can depend on. like a drawer or in the closet. don't leave them in random place because someone will take them. and you will be pantless.
5. no matter how much someone pays you, don't eat dog food. you will get the shits and it won't be pleasant. nor will the money be worth it.
6. talk to god. all the time, he's the one person that will always listen.
7. if you want something, get it. don't let anything ever hold you back.
8. try to do something out of your element and try it frequently.
9. ladies, don't be embarrassed to get greasy food in front of guys. screw the whole "being a lady" thing. salads are for sissys. real women eat the greasiest cheeseburger and fries. but remember after a meal like that, work out even harder. and don't eat it ALL the time. being a princess isn't cute.
10. always keep the pubs under control. no one likes bush. trust us.
5:27 PM
